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The Dirty, Sexy Secret Of The Berenstain Bears

Lets knock those smug-ass bears down a peg, shall we?

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5 Horrifying Ways Scandals Were Covered Up

People will do anything to keep their shady acts secret.

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24 Facepalm-Inducing Facts About One Percenters

Scrooge McDuck is real, guys.

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2019's Hottest Halloween Costume Is ... The Golden Girls?

Because what could be scarier than old age?

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Get That Paper! Learn To Promote Yourself With This Bundle

Get a cut of the pie.

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Spoiler-Free Review: Martin Scorsese's The Irishman Is Great

It's fantastic.

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25 Details From History That Are Just So Gross

Tear up those time machine blueprints right now. Trust us.

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5 Ridiculous Frauds Who Managed To Fool All Of The News

These stories are so weird we're not even sure Hollywood would touch them.

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You Don't Need Scorsese's Approval To Like Superhero Movies

Wait a second. Are you telling me that Martin Scorsese -- a man who compulsively name-checks Italian Neorealists like they're his close personal friends -- can't get into superhero movies, and had the gall to liken them to a romp in a theme park? How dare he! How dare that old man prefer films in which people talk to each other solemnly for three hours until they all die, instead of movies in which people in capes punch other people in capes and/or robots and/or aliens! Jamie McCarthy/Getty “Cinema is when a sassy raccoon talks and shoots guns...

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The German TV Show That Made Hollywood Actors' Lives Hell

This show makes 'The Masked Singer' look like 'Masterpiece Theater.'

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How Britain Accidentally-On-Purpose Colonized The World

Who among us hasn't stepped out of the house, gotten absent-minded, and come back with a quarter of Earth's land?

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27 Uncomfortable Questions About Food, Answered

Take these with you, the next time you go out to eat.

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The 5 Worst Things Happening In Gaming Today

Here is a rundown of the gauntlet of madness that gaming has floundered through this year.

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6 Weirdly Terrible Books By Famous Authors

Cinematic moments we wish had landed on the cutting-room floor.

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These 8 Tech Products Make Apple Super Affordable

Stay at the top of the tech game without going broke.

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All The Hateable Stuff In Beloved Movies & Shows

Cinematic moments we wish had landed on the cutting-room floor.

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6 Weirdly Terrible Books By Famous Authors

No author's bibliography is spotless.

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4 Surprisingly Insightful Plots From TV Sitcoms

These shows chose to go above and beyond.

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The 4 Most Misogynistic Marketing Campaigns Of All Time

Sexism sells.

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That Autonomous Trashcan Will Get Stuck On Everything

As long as it doesn't get stuck trying to mate with your bathroom scale, a robot vacuum cleaner will leave your house looking better than ever. Every dust mite and strand of hair that conspires to make your home look like a bird's nest will get sucked into your hungry robot's belly, along with your charging cables, loose change, and the ghost crumbs of Doritos past...

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Can You Stomach Wendy's 'Dungeons & Dragons' Clone?

The fast food gamer war keeps escalating.

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Checked Or Carry-On Bag? This Suitcase Can Be Either

Make travel a little more convenient.

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5 Huge News Stories The Media Straight-Up Forgot About

Sometimes the follow-up is worse than original headline-grabbing story.

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5 Surprising Relationships Between Historical Figures

The coolest thing about being famous is that you get access to other famous people just as interesting as you.

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The Very Best & Very Worst Performances By Famous Actors

For every Raging Bull, there’s a Rocky and Bullwinkle.

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That Awkward 'Joker' Footage Was, Well, a Joke

Has Joaquin Phoenix ever not made a cringeworthy talk show appearance?

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In 'Death Stranding,' A Baby Talks Through Your Controller

The future of gaming is parenting, we guess?

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29 WTF Backstories To The Food & Drink You Love

Hungry? This history lesson might just solve that for you.

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Ryan Reynolds' New Movie Is About Billionaire Vigilantes

Two thumbs up!!! -- Jeff Bezos

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20 Times Internet Mobs Used Their Power For GOOD

It's not all doxxing and horrifying fan fiction.

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17 Awesomely Dumb Things About Netflix's 'The I-Land'

It has exactly one positive review on Rotten Tomatoes at the time of this writing.

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6 Video Game Cons That Shouldn't Have Fooled Anyone

Maybe take video game marketing with a grain of salt?

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For $10,000 You Can Own This Horrifying Ninja Turtle Costume

Vanilla Ice isn't the only one who's aged.

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Hero Drops Acid At Disneyland Paris, Has Confusing Adventure

Euro Disney, it's a trip.

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6 Totally Bonkers Criminal Plots That Actually Happened

Every now and then, someone commits a crime so spectacularly weird it will convince you the walls of reality are breaking down.

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13 Movie Effects That Were Made Of (Spoiled) Food

Rancid isn't a rancid-enough word to describe the smell on these sets.

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Cracked's 8 Favorite Movies Of October 2019

Ah, autumn has come. So, of course, it's time to lock ourselves indoors and check out a bunch of movies.

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Learn Your Dream Job Skills With These 7 Bundles

It's time to invest in some professional development.

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Here's The Secret Way Famous People Troll Paparazzi

Tabloid scumbags HATE this one weird trick!

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14 Funny Strange Stories From The Lives Of Great Scientists

The Epic March Of Progress contains more alchemy, owl-eating, and drunk moose than you ever knew.

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How the Media Could've Killed R. Kelly's Career Decades Ago

This is going to be one of THOSE articles, isn't it?

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6 Garbage Roles Famous Actors Took Just To Pay The Bills

Most actors have rough gigs early in their careers.

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25 Famous Characters Who Probably Have Medical Conditions

Put on your lab coat. It's time for differential diagnoses.

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33 Underrated Movies & Shows That Deserve More Respect

At the risk of sounding like hipsters, you probably haven't heard of these.

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5 Reasons Big Franchises Struggle To Nail The Ending

Experts believe that 40 percent of internet traffic is people yelling about how some movie or TV series has ended.

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These 10 Buys Are Cheap AND Cool, What More Could You Want?

You deserve it.

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5 Creepy Social Media Scams That Were Shockingly Effective

Don't follow these accounts to the nearest ATM.

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The Creepiest Coincidence In History? Or Something Else?

The real pair of stories you're about to read are extraordinarily bizarre.

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Joker's Director Doesn't Get How Movie Violence Works

He also directed 'Road Trip' with Tom Green, just saying.

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I've Created A Monster, Says Man Who Made The Labradoodle

An adorable abomination.

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How Your View Of Pop Culture Changed Over Time, Charted

It's not that pop culture has changed. You have.

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5 Times Instagram Influencers Made The World A Dumber Place

Here are a few more instances of idiocy fueled by social media.

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This App Can Rapidly Inject Books Right Into Your Brain

Seriously, people will do the hard work of reading a book for you.

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Original Jurassic Park Cast Will Try To Save Jurassic World

Bring back Dennis Nedry, you cowards.

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The Guy Who Runs The Marvel Movies Is Now Making Star Wars

Will Ant-Man hanging out with Boba Fett? Who can really say?

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5 Kids' Shows That Changed A Ton Since You Grew Up

Some childhood classics have changed in notable ways.

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26 Movie & TV Dialogue Nuggets That Are Hidden Gold

It's possible Hollywood types are actually using those college degrees.

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5 Stories Of Celebrities Quietly Helping Each Other Out

Some of these stories are heartwarming. (Even if some of the people involved are, uh, complicated.)

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Famously Cursed Game 'Fallout 76' Now Has A Mold Problem

Maybe a bit too lore accurate?

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15 Things About Life In The U.S. That Are Super Not-Normal

Turns out the U.S. isn't quite the 'normal' setting you think it is.

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6 Horrifying Live-Action Versions Of Cute Cartoon Characters

Some concepts aren't meant to be rendered in more than two dimensions.

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5 Weird Unsolved Mysteries Around Famous Deaths

Being a celebrity does not protect you from becoming an unsolved mystery.

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15 Things About Life In The U.S. That Are Super Not-Normal

Turns out the U.S. isn't quite the 'normal' setting you think it is.

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Here's The Movie That Might Win Adam Sandler An Oscar

Hint: it is not 'Happy Gilmore.'

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19 Priceless Things And The Total Morons Who Destroyed Them

Where's the Venmo setting for priceless?

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The Price On This French Cocktail Shaker Set Is Mad (Men)

Are you looking to get (responsibly) turnt? (In a classy way.)

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5 Hilarious Test Runs of Iconic Movie Scenes

There are a bunch of ridiculous-looking versions of some of cinema's greatest moments.

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5 Classic Movies And Shows That Have Idiotic Origin Stories

Sometimes the path to immortality is much stupider than you would have expected.

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The Clickbait Company Behind That Sexy Mister Rogers Costume

Mr. Rogers didn't need short shorts, but here we are.

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Twitter Is So Toxic That Even Disney Won't Buy It

White gloves can only get so dirty.

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12 Incredible Historical Artifacts That Somehow Still Exist

The past is a foreign country, and boy are its leftovers weird.

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26 Characters You Had No Idea Were Based On Celebs

Turns out writers aren't as original as you thought.

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5 Abortion Myths That You Hear Everywhere (Debunked)

These arguments aren't entirely on the up and up.

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5 Famous Love Stories From History That Were Weird As Hell

Get ready for communist affairs, a lot of French people, and some seriously goth boning.

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This App Adds A New Language (Or Several) To Your Arsenal

Learning a new language is cool.

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33 Ways You're Still Playing Make Believe As An Adult

Maturity is overrated.

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5 Weird Jobs Famous Authors Had To Take To Make Ends Meet

The thing about being a writer is that it's actually really hard.

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How Our Pets Have Evolved To Emotionally Manipulate Us

We're just fooling ourselves into thinking the things we love actually love us back. For example, dogs.

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5 Hollywood Movies That Got Turned Into Stupid, Stupid Books

From the page to the silver screen is a one-way street.

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Sean Bean, Who Dies In Many Movies, Is Over Dying In Movies

The action star is finally demanding some plot armor.

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Watch Whitney Houston's Ghost- Uh, Hologram, In Concert

Yesterday I wrote about how bands like Korn, The Offspring, and EDM DJ Marshmello are performing "live" concerts in videos games . But let's assume that headbanging while wrecking demons isn't your thing. Maybe you wanna dance with (a computer recreation of) somebody. You wanna feel the H.E.A.T. (Holographic Entertainment & Arts Technology) with somebody. If that's more your thing, then the upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert event you've been waiting for. Following...

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6 Surprising Ways Disney's Changing The 'Star Wars' Universe

Let's take a look at some of the ways 'Star Wars' has evolved in the Disney era.

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Become The Rock Star You Always Wanted With These 3 Bundles

Music makes the world go 'round.

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17 Shows That Famous Characters Watch In Their Downtime

Even fictional characters gotta binge on something.

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5 Problems Facing The Marvel Cinematic Universe In Phase 4

Marvel has officially finished Phase 3 of their 50-Phase Plan for intergalactic domination.

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Rock Bands Keep Playing In MMOs, Because The Future Is Weird

Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.

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5 Stories That Prove Having A Hollywood Body Is A Nightmare

Looking like they do onscreen is really, really hard.

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16 On-Set Demands That Prove Celebrities Are Spoiled Brats

This honestly has to be the best part of being famous.

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5 Disturbing Origins Of Everyday Technology

If necessity is the mother of invention, then death is its father.

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Watch The Trailer For 'Cuck,' An Alt-Right Incel Horror Film

It's sorta like Fight Club, but with no Brad Pitt.

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5 Video Game Puzzles So Stupidly Hard, They're Brilliant

Something funny happens to the mind of a video game developer when they've designed too many puzzles.

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4 Mysterious Deaths With Bizarre Possible Explanations

I don't usually go in for conspiracy theories.

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27 Major Crimes You Know & The Absurd Details You Don't

Not only are these crimes terrible, they’re also weird.

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Iron Man's Post-Credits Scene Almost Name-Dropped The X-Men

But not NFL SuperPro, sadly.

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Zack Is The Governor of Cali In The Saved By The Bell Reboot

You grow up to see yourself become a hero, or Mr. Belding.

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Show Those Projects Who's The Boss With This Bundle

You'll be managing the heck out of those projects in no time.

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Theory: Spider-Man: Far From Home Is About School Shootings

And it all has to do with desensitization.

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26 Amazing Facts About Well-Known Movie Locations

Oh sure, movie plots are fine and all, but what about those locations?

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R.I.P. MoviePass, You Were Too Dumb To Live

Your business model was so, so dumb.

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Forget Animals, Get An Emotional Support Clown Instead

Turn any meeting into a circus.

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